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Говорят, что это случилось где-то в Америке, но то же самое могло произойти в любой другой точке планеты. Вот вольный перевод с английского...


...Крупный столичный аэропорт. Один из авиарейсов отменен, и все пассажиры этого рейса терпеливо стоят в очереди к очаровательной представительнице компании, чтобы их переписали на ближайший удобный для них рейс.

Вдруг, расталкивая других, подваливает какой-то наглый тип и говорит, что ему надо переписать билет на такой-то рейс, причем только первый класс. Девушка ему вежливо отвечает, что, мол, не будет ли так любезен многоуважаемый господин встать в очередь, как все остальные. На что наглый тип буквально зашипел на нее:

- Да ты знаешь, кто я такой?!

И тут девушка совершает действие, которого никто не ожидал и которое приводит всех наблюдателей в состояние необузданного хохота: в служебный микрофон она объявляет на весь аэропорт:

- Леди и джентльмены! Мужчине возле восьмой стойки требуется помощь. Не может ли кто-нибудь идентифицировать его личность. Он забыл, кто он такой!

Разъяренный "герой" только и смог сказать: "f ... you!"

На что последовала незамедлительная реакция находчивой девчонки. Не меняя любезного выражения лица, это милое создание мягко проговорила:

- Очень сожалею, сэр, но и для этого вам тоже придется стать в очередь!


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